Dear Editor,
They that work the land in the Okanagan-Similkameen have fashioned it into a Garden of Eden. The choice wine produced no doubt started when Eve came up with this Apple Cider to please her husband Adam. However a resident shyster - jerk enticed Adam to make Moonshine (a vodka type alcohol) out of the wine dregs and started bootlegging. (Selling without permission)
Consequently, all were unceremoniously expelled from the garden and the world’s troubles and Mafia began.
This dubious history has yet to be proven untrue.
Of late because of liquor rationing, moonshine pepped up the miners at Copper Mtn. Princeton B.C. during the second World War.
Our wine just gets better and when eating out we would have it with our meals if it was $4.50 per six ounce glass or $1.98 per sniffer glass—the narrow one you can’t get your nose in. Mind you we’re just retired poor folks and we just sniff whenever coffee is $2.98 a cup.
Some medical people say men can drink 12 ounces of wine per day. Women should have just six ounces per day, probably because their metabolism is attuned to the delicate way they’re put together.
Another reason Eve decided on Apple Cider.
Regards
Joe Schwarz, Penticton B.C.